This Cracks Me Up
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An excerpt from the book The Washingtonienne by Jessica Cutler book "These things that I had written in such humility for my closest friends were suddenly being read by all sorts of strangers and I couldn't stop them. The spanking, the anal sex, the questionable exchange of money. My mind raced."
The chick does what countless people do - you know kiss and tell, the ass sex, getting paid for it. (It's all a matter of degree after all) And then she writes about it and puts it up on the web. And then the funny part, she's shocked that strangers have read her words and when it's found out she was the one doing the writing she is shocked to find that she isn't welcomed anymore. To me, it's kind of like those bits where some sex pictures, nude pictures or videos of famous people are spread out over the web. Usually nobody seems more surprised than the ones seen in the pictures or videos humping away. It should be a understood rule of life that if you ever took pictures or videos of yourself naked, or if anybody ever took pictures of you naked, nude or otherwise embarrassing, then you can rest assured that those pictures will be spread out over the length and breadth of the country at the least opportune moment in your life. So spend some time right now writing the press release explaining how you were young and the other person was evil or whatever variation of that spin you prefer. If your pictures are out there then they are going to be plastered everywhere eventually. And it should go without saying that you should not be shocked in any way, manner or shape if your kiss and tell blog becomes common knowledge to your family, coworkers, friends and enemies. If you feign shock well then, you are only cracking folks like me up.