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Oscars, Grammies, Spring Training, Super Bowl, Opening Day, Presidential Elections, all of these 'events' have campaigns that lead up to the event. Those campaigns get to be so deafening that you just can't wait for the event to get here. Not that you are interested in the event but that you just wish the noise would end. I'm hoping that the Oscars gets here quickly, please please let the noise stop. I don't care that Chris Rock is hosting. I don't care what art house movies are up for what awards or if this or that ancient director gets an award for the first time or if there are enough Hispanic nominees in the short animated documentary by a newcomer who lisps category. In the mass scope of human events it does not matter. In the tiny up close and personal scope of human events it matters not one whit either.
If Matt Drudge wants to worry that Chris Rock might say 'bum' (as in touch my) then all the power in the world to him. It's all one big hype machine. They want you to tune in and watch and see if Chris Rock implodes and provides us with a Janet Jackson moment. Don't think so, I'm pretty sure there will be a five second delay working and I'm almost certain that Rock doesn't have the Boob potential of Ms. Jackson. So why bother tuning in? The dude is not funny, I don't care how many critics and hype machine lackeys pronounce him to be the funniest thing since Richard Pryor. It's always good to remember the story of the Emperor's New Cloths - where everyone says the nude King looks simply wonderful because they think everyone else can see the wonderment of the magnificent livery but them and so they mouth the praises of these imaginary clothes. But really, your eyes do not deceive you, there are no clothes and Chris Rock is not funny. Not even close to being funny. He doesn't even cuss and say shocking and rude things with any style. That would be my opinion. Your mileage may vary.
The other thing that annoys me about all of the hype I tangentially have to suffer through is the overinflated value they put to themselves. Media, TV specifically. Now I took the liberty of checking the 'ratings' today. Some show called CSI was the most watched television show for the last week. Wow, that's impressive. Must mean everyone in the United States is watching the thing. Humm. Never seen it. I must be odd, living in a cave somewhere. Let's see the numbers. I see the listing tells me that 30 million people were watching. Now, that's probably a overly exaggerated number but whatever. Let's see, go the to the US Census site. Oh, about 300 million people in the United States of America. Quick math tells me that one in ten Americans -roughly speaking - was watching this show. Hardly overwhelming. That means 9 out of 10 people were not watching. Perhaps bowling, driving, cooking pasta, having sex, just any number of things possible. Seems hardly worth all the hype and noise about you might hear through the various media outlets we're subject to. And subject to the hype we are, taking their cues from the endless Presidential campaigns we get hit continually with this nonsense. Take a bit of notice, it's cutting down on actual news such as it is these days.
Posted by gilbert davis
at 10:22 PM EST