Best Buy : - Great and Sucks
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You know I love Best Buy. I love to wander the store and look at new electronics and see what new movies, games and computer programs are out. Sometimes I stop and chat a minute with the security guy at the front. Nice guy. A few things are completely annoying though. As you walk through the various sections of the store you run into various blue shirt employees. I'm usually pretty good about it though, they ask how you are and they ask if they help you find anything, or if you have any questions. I'm okay with that. I'm okay about the first times I hear it. After the tenth time I hear it I'm a bit on edge. By then I'm shouting,
"Isn't there a sticker or something you can put on my head to signify that I've been asked if I needed help or wanted help and have politely declined? Eh?!" I tell you. It's just loads of fun. As I mentioned I'm generally in a good humor.
The first guy who asks me if I need any help I politely and cheerfully say
"no thank you, I'm quite all right and don't need any help." Next aisle over another guy, young guy asks me if he can help me find something. Now I'm a cheerful and happy guy who doesn't always want to respond the same way to the same questions. So I vary my answers as any reasonable person would do. I nod, smile a bit and say,
"No thanks, I'm just moseying around." He looks at me blankly. He says "I'm sorry?"
"Moseying, mo-saying arid" says I.
"I'm sorry, I don't understand." says the blank faced blue shirt.
"Humm, okay. Moseying means browsing, looking, wandering about. That's what I'm doing. I'm browsing." I said not even a hint of arrogance or a lecturing tone.
"Oh, okay.Well if you need any help please just let us know. We're happy to answer any questions you might have." he said going back to the rote training programmed responses.
I said,
"Great. Thanks."I get about ten steps this time and at my shoulder is another blue shirted employee, this time a young woman with long brown hair.
"Hello sir, is there anything I can help you with today?"By now you know I'm not actually able to browse and look arid and thoughtfully think of the items I'm looking at. I'm like the queen on a greeting line saying hello and chatting up all sorts of people I don't even know. I said,
"Oh I don't know, I was what, maybe ten steps over thataway," I pointed over her shoulder,
"and another employee asked me the same question. He did not know the meaning of the word 'moseying', do you know the meaning of the word 'moseying' as in 'I'm just moseying arid?" Her bright enthusiastic eyes lit up. She said,
"You know, we don't' work on commission here. I know the meaning of the word moseying." And with that she hitched her thumbs up in her pants and began a exaggerated bit of moseying I can only assume she learned from her High School production of Oklahoma.
"Umm yah, something like that, a bit more toned down. A bit more Gary Cooperish" I said. "That's exactly it, that exactly what I'm doing. I'm moseying arid, looking arid and if by chance I need any little bit of help I actually do know how to ask for help and I will do so."
The next guy who asks me has begun to annoy me. I loudly ask for the sticker that I can attach to myself that will let the blue shirt employees know that I don't wish to be helped. Go through the cashier line and when they ask me for my phone number on a ten dollar cash purchase I loudly tell them my number is 1-800-Bite Me. I also always plop down whatever I'm buying and look at the cashier in the eye and say NO, NO , NO, NO and NO! Now, don't ask me any questions about warranties and or subscriptions or just call for the manager. Most annoying. I love Best Buy but I hate Best Buy.
Posted by gilbert davis
at 11:20 AM EDT